The year is 2030. Humanity is all but wiped out, and there is only one man who can save us from the Softcockalypse.
For too long, we thought that things like 'gentle parenting', 'love languages' and 'paper straws’ were a good idea... until self-diagnosing whingers and 37 types of milk destroyed civilisation.
Then, like a glorious moustachioed phoenix, a hard bastard arose from the beta cuck ashes to restart humankind.
Strap in! Chopper is back, just in time….to live again!
‘If Heath is Clark Kent and his Chopper persona is Superman, then it is good to look up in the sky once again and see not a bird, not a plane, but a super comedian’ - Scenestr
2 X Winner - Best Comedy Weekly - Fringe World 2024, 2018
Winner - Comic's Choice - Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2018
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Sat, 21st Jun 2025
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Mon, 23rd Jun 2025
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Sat, 5th Jul 2025
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Sat, 5th Jul 2025
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Thu, 10th Jul 2025
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10:30AM
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Thu, 10th Jul 2025
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Thu, 10th Jul 2025
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Fri, 11th Jul 2025
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CIAF 2025 - Masterclasses
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Sun, 13th Jul 2025
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Thu, 17th Jul 2025
The Beautiful Girls - 'We're Already Gone' 20th Anniversary Tour
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Tue, 22nd Jul 2025
Carl Barron: Just Wondering Why
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Wed, 23rd Jul 2025
Carl Barron: Just Wondering Why
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Fri, 25th Jul 2025
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Fri, 22nd Aug 2025
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Sat, 23rd Aug 2025
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Queensland Symphony Orchestra: Classics in Cairns
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1984 by George Orwell
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Mon, 13th Oct 2025
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Sat, 18th Oct 2025
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Wed, 22nd Oct 2025
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Thu, 23rd Oct 2025
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Thu, 30th Oct 2025
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Fri, 31st Oct 2025
The Nutcracker 2025
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Thu, 27th Nov 2025
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Mon, 1st Dec 2025
Morning Melodies 2025 - Home for Christmas
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